Kit Kat Obsession…
Me - Dan, what is your take on the new kit kat caramel, worth a try?
Dan - Bad. The sodomy of a classic nestle. A sad day for the chocolate world.
Both of us REALLY like Kit Kats….
It’s true.
First week of work, I slowly introduced myself to different groups of staff. One of the group discussions went like this:
Me - Hi! I’m Dan. I’m the new IT guy. […skipping boring formalities…]
Person A - So how do we report problems to you?
Me - I understand procedure has always been that you write problems in the black “Problems” book. I’d like that to continue, and I’ll decide the priority.
Person B - Ok, but is there any way we can influence your decision? What about if it effects something I’m doing right there and then, and it’s urgent?
Me - Nothing you can say will influence how I prioritise work because there’s a bigger picture and I have a lot of people to try and keep happy. However, bringing me a Kit Kat Chunky - that’s a great way to get my attention.
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